Ouch

There is a lot I want to say about Yoga Pant Nation by Laurie Gelman, but going into depth would involved spoilers and I'd rather not spoil anything for those who actually might enjoy this book. Nevertheless, I will try my best to explain why this book only received 1 star from me.

Checklists

Yoga Pant Nation is about a mom/grandma who navigates the world of kids, PTA meetings, spin classes, and, well, that's it really. Other than that basic description, I have no idea what this book is about. Four chapters in, and I could not tell what the plot was. Every chapter was just the protagonist checking things off her to-do list, and while it is impressive that a checklist was published as a novel, I fail to see the hook.

The only juicy part of this book occurred when the protagonist's granddaughter's father, Raj, sues for custody of his daughter, presumably because his mother wants more time with her granddaughter. From there, a battle of the grandmas ensues. However, this whole issues is dependent on Raj's mom being painted as the stereotypical overbearing South Asian mom, so not only is this book mostly about every day middle-class problems, but it also became incredibly racist.

Thank you Netgalley for giving me access to this audiobook, but it was not for me.

Oh well, on to the next book! To share your thoughts, questions, or review requests, please comment below, email me (theopinionatedbookworm@gmail.com) or follow me on Instagram (@theopinionatedbookworm1).

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